Too much Peppa

"Teacher, can you call my daddy?" *in an almost good Brit accent*

"Why are you talking in British accent?"

"Because I love Britain," jawabnya lagi.

"You watch too much Peppa Pig lah," trying to pull her legs.

"No, I don't! I don't like Peppa Pig."

*pause*

"Your brit accent so good, how come you never get A in English?" I asked her again, trying as much to pull her leg down. Yes, I am THAT kind of teacher. Blueh.

*krik*krik*krik*

Carol yang Lain

"Cigu, cigu tau kah apa si X cakap?"

"Ermmm?"

"Debilang kan, kamu taukah kenapa nama cigu Caroline begitu? Sebabbbbb... dia suka cari lainnnn."

😒😒😒😒😒

Sabarlah wahai kamu yang bernama Caroline.

Privacy please.

"Ok selamat berehat 4 hari semuaaaa. Jangan lupa kerja rumah yang cigu bagi."

"Kamu semua ada Whatsapp ni kan?" sambung saya lagi.

"ADAAAAAAA!"

"Naaaah, salin number phone cigu. Mana tau ada yang lupa salin dulu."

Terus laju semua kasi keluar pensel kertas mau menyalin. Macam mau salin number celebrity ja. 😜

"Cigu kajap!"
"Cigu tunggu!"

"Warning ah. Siapa message cigu dengan soalan Cigu apa kau buat? Cigu apa kau makan? Cigu kau sudah makan?...jangan harap cigu reply. Cigu layan soalan yang mau tanya tentang kerja rumah saja."

Ketawa kunun durang.

Dan mereka adalah murid berumur 10 tahun.

 😁

No stick man

KELAS SENI VISUAL

"Kasih lukis itu wording yang ada badan. Jangan lukis tulang-tulang saja. Nanti macamana mau kaler kalau tulang saja," said the teacher.

"Ohhhh, kasi ada daging dia bah kan teacher?" jawab salah seorang class jokers.

Gitewwwwww. 

Welcome back to school children, teachers and parents. 😊

No excuse

CLASS RELIEF: YEAR 3

"Teacher, i am not good at writing," a chubby girl who is obviously fluent in spoken English told me when I gave them some exercise to fill up the 30 minutes relief class.

"Aaah, that is why teacher ask you to copy the text so you can practice and your writing gets better."

Puppy eyes. Hoping I'd excuse her the work.

"If you don't practice, your writing will never get better." I added.

"Ok, you have a good point teacher,"  she replied nonchalantly.

(Excuse me!)
"Of course i have a good point."

😑

Know your Geography

"Cigu di mana tu kelas tambahan?" soal salah seorang murid Tahun 6 saya.

I was too lazy to reply cos it was a repetitive question and the kid did not actually read the info I gave earlier.

"Sana kadai kaling lahhhh," his friend was rather kind to reply to him.

Feeling ticklish and somehow agree with the sarcastic reply...

"Ya, di kadai kaling." I said. 

Everyone burst into laughter. 

Another kid interrupted.

"Tulah, pigi kau kelas tambahan sama om."

Dengan pantas mata saya jeling murid yang menyampuk and followed by the rest of the kids. 

"Kadai kaling tu Pakistan la. Itu pun tida tau", the earlier kid who helped me reply the question shoot back.

And everyone burst into laughter again. 

........

PS: Tiada niat bersikap racist. Cuma berkongsi apa yang obvious di mata society. In my case, my 12yo students.

Momo

Cigu, izinkan saya ke tandas. 

Ok. 

Few secs later. 

Cigu, izinkan saya ke tandas. 

Ok. 

And then another one came. 

Cigu, izinkan kami ke tandas. 

Siapa kawan kau?

Dia tingu kiri dan kanan dia. 

Eh, cigu izinkan saya ke tandas. 

👻
😨

Ishhh bikin saspen ja dia ni.

So far not

So far ada masalah kah dengan latihan?

Ah? Sofa?

Latihan kamu buat sekarang bah, so far apa macam?

Sofa????

SETAKAT ni ada masalah kah dengan latihan?

Oohhhhh. Ingatkan sofa yang tempat duduk tu.

😑😑😑

Banyak nombor

Kau ingat kah number phone nenek kau?

Ingat cigu. Tapi nenek saya ada nombor yang baru. 

Yalah, yang baru lah. Kau ingat kan?

Ya. 

Memang ini number yang cigu buli cari nenek kau kan?

Ya... Cari saya pun buli juga cigu. 😬

😑😑😑😑😑

Teacher must know

Teacher, what is my Kokum this year?

Manalah teacher tau. You have to ask your class teacher bah. 

But why you dont know? You are a Maths teacher. 

Yaaa but Im not your class teacher. 

Terus kawan sebelah dia menyampuk...

But you are a teacher. You must know your work. 

🙄🙄🙄

Errrmm bah. Iya lah nak. 

#firstdayofschool